1. Do not stalk
2. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, tell me your fantasies about me after we've talked for less than 5 minutes and I've met you once
3. DO NOT ASK ME OUT THE SAME DAY. I do not know you. Stay away.
4. TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
"I really like you Savannah. Will you go out with me?"
"No thanks. I'm not allowed to date."
"That just makes things more interesting ;)"
"I don't know you."
"Is this your polite way of telling me no?"
"Ya. Look I'm sorry, you came on too strong. I'm not interested. And you obviously don't "really like me." We've met once."
"I just thought you were different from everyone else. I'm really attracted to you."
"And you accuse me of not being different?'
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Guys tell me they're attracted. You don't know me. You just want a girlfriend."
"I wanna get to know you babe. And the best way to do that is date."
"I'm a good girl. I don't date behind my parents backs."
"I'm a good boy ;)"
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GO DIE IN A HOLE